Half military recruitment film, half Predator reboot, War Machineis such a stone-faced, lizard-brained action extravaganza that men may feel extra hair growing on their chest as they watch it. Netflix, famous for how finely it parses potential audiences for streaming releases, was probably compelled by its almighty algorithm to target Alpha males who watch movies on leg day while double fisting Red Bulls with their laptop perched on the hood of their Humvee. These folks are best equipped to enjoy this humorless slab of sci-fi action that’s equal parts every movie you’ve ever seen about a small group of over-matched but resilient humans fighting an unstoppable alien threat.
Doctor Doom Just Claimed the Most Terrifying Throne in Marvel and Settled a Decades-Old Score
Doctor Doom somehow always finds a way to make it to the top, and he has done it again in the most horrifying way possible.
November 5, 2026 No Comments
