Cocaine Bear fans, there could be a Meth Gator to contend with at the theater very soon. On social media, The Asylum put out a poster for a movie called The Attack of the Meth Gator. In true Internet fashion, people asked if it was real or not, and there was some teasing from the studio. Viewers would be unwise to dare The Asylum not to make such a movie, because the Sharknado veterans love nothing more than a challenge. NBC News did some reporting on the Meth Gator phenomenon a few years ago, and it’s really catching on now.
“Folks … please don’t flush your drugs m’kay … our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth,” Loretto Police Department begged in 2019. “Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do.”
Hold our bear… I mean, beer.
Coming for your life this summer.
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“Furthermore, if it made it far enough we could create meth-gators in Shoal Creek and the Tennessee River down in North Alabama,” they continued. “They’ve had enough methed up animals the past few weeks without our help. So, if you need to dispose of your drugs just give us a call and we will make sure they are disposed of in the proper way.”
Would you be down for a Meth Gator movie? Let us know down in the comments!
When in the summer asylum https://t.co/YnuLfE6gTX
Don’t play with my emotions ? pls be real https://t.co/mrhw30dAar
LMFAO YES!! I haven’t even seen #CocaineBear yet but I already want a while franchise ? https://t.co/k3SsXtOz0R
2023 and The Asylum are still cranking out bangers. https://t.co/gvwaWMVnnB
I knew it wouldn’t be long before this happened. Can’t wait to get a hold of this movie. https://t.co/PV6u4Vn1pm
So, is this a remake of Alligator 2? https://t.co/5aQruutPXB
LMFAO THIS IS GONNA BE HYPE https://t.co/S3N1XwSXNo
ATTN @iamlanasix THIS ONE NEXT ??? https://t.co/eCEv8xNPWe
